we have officially lost it.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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