she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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