pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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