Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
handjob tips. give me some.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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