Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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