Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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