his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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