Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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