someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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