We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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