I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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