Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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