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I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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