Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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