I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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