i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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