Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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