her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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