if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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