You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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