You made me cry and you don't even care
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Dignity is for republicans.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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