please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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