we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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