I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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