well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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