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I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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