Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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