I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
If I die, sorry about rent.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
