I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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