Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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