Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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