Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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