So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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