I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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