i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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