That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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