I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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