we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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