Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It's never too late to be topless.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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