just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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