I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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