it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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