You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
why does every cop we meet know your name?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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