I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
we're so committed to being not committed
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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