white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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