Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
When did angry sex become our thing?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Panties = found
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