belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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