I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
