I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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