We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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